Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

(via nauticalnonsenses)

Remember that one time two years ago when someone sent me an anon saying “I want to see you being fucked against a beanbag chair” and when I read it at that time I was actually sitting on a beanbag chair

I’d rather die
I’d rather die
Than to be with you